Bad British Jokes 📖

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I recently edited and illustrated a short joke book: Bad British Jokes.

Bad British Jokes book cover

Bad British Jokes is the book of terrible dry jokes you’ve always wanted, lovingly illustrated with delightful naïf art drawings. The book has jokes about bears, bars, doctors, pirates, and even cheese. Your dad would love it.*

“My old man was one never to go down without a fight. That’s why I’ll never get in a lift with him again.” Zap!

“An Irishman walks into a bar with a parrot on his head. The bartender says “Hey, where’d you get that?” The parrot replies “Ireland, there's thousands of ‘em.”” Biff!

“They recently found a mummy in Egypt, covered in chocolate and nuts. Apparently it’s Pharaoh Rocher.” Pow!

“I bought a lamp from IKEA the other day. The assistant asked if I was putting it up myself. I said, “No, I’m putting it in my lounge.”” Crikey!

The book is available through Amazon and iTunes.